Sunday, April 13, 2014

Breakdown

Dear S. Gurumurthy
We Were Flabergasted To Know That The Vehicle Carrying Very Crucial Documents To The Nilgiris District Collectorate Broke Down Midway Resulting In The Rejection Of Your Candidature.
Though We Don't Have A 56-Inch Chest To Absorb Your Sobs, We Do Have A 5.6-Inch Brain To Understand Your Predicament.
BY The Way, Have You Got The Vehicle Repaired?

Who Footed The Bill?
Amma, or Appa?

Yours truly,
A. Moron Voter

(For the uninitiated: Gurumurthy was supposed to be the BJP candidate to take on the mighty A. Raja of the DMK in The Nilgiris Lok Sabha constituency)

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